It is no secret that a
QC issue regarding the eyes seems to be plaguing
Hasbro's Marvel Legends Haslab Giant-Man figure. Hundreds of collector have been reporting that their
Haslab Giant-Man "
just doesn't look right". To solve the issue, a leading
toy eye specialist has been called in to give us some answers, and it is not
Giant-Man's eyes that worries her the most,
it's the collectors'...
ToyFarce investigated.
Dr Orb (
no relation), one of the world's most renowned
toy eye specialist, shed some light on the issue with the
Haslab Giant-Man: "
This is not the first time I have seen an action figure suffering from ocular misalignment syndrome" she said, while carefully examining a
Giant-Man patient on her workbench. "
I used to have tons of McFarlane Toys and DC Multiverse patients. It's the same condition."
Dr Orb confirmed that the
Haslab Giant Man's condition is not
life-threatening but might be inconvenient for those trying to photograph him staring
heroically into the distance. He recommends a very precise procedure involving
contacting the customer service, giving the
info needed and
lots of patience, while the new sets of eyes are getting prepared to ship.
However, after browsing several
Marvel Legends collectors groups to search for more data about
Giant-Man's eye,
Dr Orb became worried about some other sets of eyes:
the eyes of the collectors! "
There are dozens upon dozens of posts showing pictures that clearly have 2 sets of eyes, both looking to the left, asking if they have the correct set of eyes." Dr Orb said, shaking her head. "
If you do not see that the eyes are looking sideways, stop worrying about Giant-Man's eyes and go have yours checked, please! Also, after the 53rd post asking what to do if you have the wrong eyes, even though it has been answered already multiple times, and could have been found by searching or even just scrolling a little, it's more than the eyes that I'm worried about..."
More news at 11:00... "
My Giant-Man doesn't look right... He only looks left!"
**badum tss**
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
